tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82817226990539217012024-03-13T06:03:30.591+08:00I'm Rafael AndreI'm Rafael Andre : Kau dah kenapa? Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-7970589653114461962019-02-14T14:41:00.001+08:002019-02-14T14:41:26.519+08:00Tip Nak Bermaksiat Di Malam Valentine<div style="height: 0px;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sempena hari valentine, aku nak kongsikan sikit tip bagi mereka yang dah plan nak bermaksiat pada malam valentine.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Selain korang cari port yang selamat dari diserbu, tolong guna kondom kalau nak kongkek.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tak kisah korang straight ke, gay ke, nak 3some ke, nak orgy ke, sila pakai kondom.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Yang perempuan, kalau dah terlanjur dengan partner kau dan jantan tu tak pakai kondom, esok pagi pergi farmasi, beli Pill after Morning.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bukan apa.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Aku tak nak kebodohan korang diwarisi oleh anak-anak hasil ketelanjuran korang.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tak sian ke dekat dorang bila dah besar nanti kena ejek dengan member kata dia 'anak zina'?</span><br />
<span style="color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 27px; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 27px; letter-spacing: 0.27px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Jangan Berzina Sampai Kena HIV</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">Siapa aku nak halang korang beromen dan mengongkek, sebab takde orang beromen nak bagitahu orang.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lain la kalau korang kantoi, baru aku tau.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tapi aku boleh bagi nasihat untuk korang play safe. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">Jangan kerana nak kepuasan 1 malam, korang merana seumur hidup kena HIV dan to girl lepas 9 bulan bayi bersepah kena buang.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">JANGAN SESEKALI PERCAYA PERKATAAN </span><span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">
</span><span style="background-color: #f5f8fa; color: #14171a; font-family: "helvetica neue" , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif; white-space: pre-wrap;">I’M CLEAN or I PANCUT LUAR. </span></blockquote>
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Please! Please! please! Prevention is better than cure.</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-87503939700147840202016-03-17T13:51:00.003+08:002016-03-17T13:52:02.083+08:00Kaki Suka Jilat Bos, Nak Apa Sebenarnya?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yang jenis suka jilat bos ni dia dapat apa sebenarnya?<br />
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Dapat jadi owner syarikat ke macam mana ?.<br />
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Kalau takat naik pangkat atau naik gaji tu usah la dikejarkan sangat. Lain lah kalau sekali jilat 100k dalam tangan. Berbaloi lah jugak.<br />
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Takat naik gaji rm100, henti kan la.<br />
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Ok, Bye......!!!!!!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-73346611689514461662016-02-21T13:08:00.000+08:002016-02-22T03:09:39.869+08:00Kenapa Anda Perlu Jadi Doktor?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dulu aku pernah bercita-cita nak jadi doktor.<br />
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Tapi aku batalkan niat, bila orang sekeliling takut nak jumpa doktor hensem macam aku.<br />
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Nanti viral,<br />
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Ramai pula bini-bini orang nak mengangkang depan aku.<br />
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Choiiiii......<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-16328341578677387052014-12-28T15:50:00.001+08:002014-12-28T15:50:35.449+08:00Gadis dan Ular<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Gadis dan ular</div>
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Lagi ok dari gadis dengan buaya darat.</div>
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Terpeluk, melilit, membelit, merayap, me...... (korang tambahlah sendiri)</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-75648926923691678082014-10-30T19:27:00.001+08:002014-10-30T19:27:37.808+08:00Beza Kawan Baik Dengan Kawan Biasa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Kawan Biasa</b><br />
<br /> "Kawin nanti jangan lupa ajak aku"<br />"Boleh nanti aku ajak"<br />
<br /><b> Kawan Baik</b><br />
<br /> "Kawin nanti jangan lupa ajak aku"<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> "Gila x ajak, nanti sape nah basuh pinggan"</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-54751774894789291672014-10-24T12:55:00.001+08:002014-10-24T12:55:20.589+08:00Malaysia Banyak Hasilkan Pakar Dalam Sekelip Mata<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Bila MH370 hilang .. akan wujudlah ramai pakar aviasi, malah pakar lautan dalam.</div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Bila MH17 kena tembak, ramailah pakar politik dan senjata.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Bila keluar isu Mekdi penyalur dana Israel, maka wujudlah pakar ekonomi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Bila keluar isu pegang anjing, maka wujudlah ramai pakar Mazhab Shafie .....</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">****</span></div>
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Walhal, tak pernah sekali dalam hidup naik kapal terbang.</div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Walhal, tak pernah pun tahu rupa peluru berpandu darat ke udara.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Walhal, tak pernah pun tengok buku akaun kewangan Mekdi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Walhal, tak ikut pun Mazhab Shafie dalam bab-bab yang lain.</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-46604000662176216642014-10-07T10:57:00.000+08:002014-10-07T10:57:00.399+08:00Pesta Arak di Bandaraya Shah Alam<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Bandaraya Shah Alam bukanlah tempat pesta untuk minum arak!!<br />
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Kerana kita semua maklum 90% penduduk muslim yang mendiami kawasan tersebut.<br />
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Ia tidak wajar sama sekali walaupun kita semua maklumi kilang arak antara yg terbesar berada di bumi itu, tetapi dosa mereka yang terdahulu biarlah mereka yang menanggungnya, tugas kita pula menjadi <b>WAJIB</b> mencegah kemungkaran yang akan datang.<br />
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Biar pun mereka bukan muslim,<br />
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Mereka wajib memahami keadah hidup bermasyarakat, tiada agama membenarkan ummatnya menjadi mabuk, menjadi peliklah muslimnya jika ada muslim yang mengaku ia muslim menyatakan diatas nama kebebasan dibenarkan mereka!!<br />
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Muslim apa sebegitu??<br />
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** Aku copy paste je ini. Untuk peringatan bersama.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-67314706092809717102014-10-03T21:02:00.000+08:002014-10-03T21:02:06.752+08:00Kelas Paling Best<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Kelas apa paling best dekat dunia ini?</b><br />
<br />
"Kelas cancel...!!!!!"<br />
<br />
<b>Kelas apa paling tak best dekat dunia ini?</b><br />
<br />
"Kelas ganti untuk kelas yang cancel tadi..!!!"<br />
<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-40448282334421626762014-10-01T20:22:00.000+08:002014-10-02T00:23:38.360+08:00Kerana RM4.78 Sanggup Beratur Isi Minyak<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Kebanyakan stesen minyak penuh sekarang sebab semua orang nak isi minyak full tank.<br />
<br />
Kalau isi RM50, dapat jimatkan RM4.78 berbanding kalau isi lepas jam 12 malam nanti.<br />
<br />
Hanya sebanyak RM4.78 semua orang sanggup menghabiskan masa sejam dan
tenaga untuk beratur dan isi minyak.<br />
<br />
Yang ada anak kecil habis diangkut
semuanya, tak sanggup bayar lebih esok-esok.<br />
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Nampak tak betapa besar nilai RM4.78 tu.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-84709408180525143582014-09-27T07:45:00.000+08:002014-09-27T07:45:07.149+08:00Pinjam Duit Tak Reti Bayar Balik<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Kalau rasa reti pinjam duit orang.<br />
<br />
Bila rasanya kau nak reti bayar balik duit yang kau pinjam.<br />
<br />
Aku sendiri pun segan nak remind kau pasal hutang ini. Tak remind, kau pula buat-buat bodoh bila jumpa aku.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-53472568884273043512014-09-23T22:50:00.002+08:002014-09-23T22:50:50.610+08:00Rindu Awak 200%<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Awak rindu saya?<br />
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Mestilah...!! Rindu awak 200%<br />
<br />
Ok, hakkk tuiiii<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-89643449433495395972014-09-12T18:28:00.001+08:002014-09-12T18:28:38.228+08:00Timbang Berat Badan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Cerita bermula di sebuah pasaraya yang sesak dengan pengunjung.<br />
<br />
Ada satu alat pengukur berat badan (dengan erti kata lain penimbang) yang cukup canggih.<br />
<br />
Hanya dengan membayar RM 1.00 kita akan diberitahu berapa berat badan kita oleh program komputer.<br />
<br />
Sehinggakan pada suatu hari, seorang gadis dan temannya mencuba di tengah kerumunan orang.<br />
<br />
Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.<br />
<br />
Mesin komputer menjawab: “47 kg!”. Gadis kedua pula cuba untuk menimbang, dan mesin komputer menjawab: “52 kg!”<br />
<br />
Setelah beberapa minit datang seorang wanita yang cukup gemuk dan montel cuba menimbang dirinya di mesin itu.<br />
<br />
Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.<br />
<br />
Mesin komputer mengeluarkan jawapan:<br />
<br />
“Tolong naik sorang-sorang... jangan ramai- ramai!”<br />
<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-14466442754303331532014-09-07T21:54:00.001+08:002014-09-07T21:54:15.412+08:00Elok Budak Zaman Sekarang Tidak DimanjakanElok rasanya jika budak zaman sekarang tidak dimanjakan sangat.<br />
<br />
Sikit-sikit report mak bapak,<br />
<br />
Bila mak bapak dah tak penting, mula pijak mak bapak tadi.<br />
<br />
Kalau dengan mak bapak sendiri pun melawan, macam mana dengan guru. Siap ada kes budak sekolah rendah dah pandai ludah-ludah cikgu.<br />
<br />
Macam mana ilmu nak berkat.<br />
<br />
Itu pasal gamaknya ramai anak Melayu jadi kuli dekat negara sendiri.<br />
<br />
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<br />
Gua respek akak ini. Korang?<br />
<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-72076537716018245762014-09-01T22:33:00.000+08:002014-09-01T22:33:13.379+08:00Deq Noor<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Deq Noor.<br />
<br />
Aku kenal minah blogger ini tak sengaja. Kenal dari blog<br />
<br />
Comel orangnya.<br />
<br />
Hari ini, dia letak nama aku dekat <a href="http://www.deqnoor.com/2014/09/5-pengomen-tegar-ogos-2014.html" target="_blank">blog dia</a>. Terima kasih, walaupun nama aku paling bawah sekali.<br />
<br />
Kau ado...??<br />
<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-91914304201618088412014-08-28T15:30:00.000+08:002014-08-28T15:30:37.639+08:00Kereta BMW Kalis Peluru<br />
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<br />
Kereta BMW 7-series yang kalis peluru bernilai $300,000<br />
<br />
Kalau convert pada MYR + tax + etc = Berapa harga dia jika dijual di Malaysia.<br />
<br />
Tapi tak best, pakai kereta kalis peluru kalau cermin tak tinted.<br />
<br />
Hilang feel...<br />
<br />
Korang rasa?<br />
<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-64019078853590230542014-08-22T10:11:00.000+08:002014-08-22T10:11:41.004+08:00Fakta Menarik Tentang Siberia<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Fakta Menarik Tentang Siberia</b><br />
<br />
Semuanya nampak menarik. Rasa nak pindah duduk sana. Ada sesiapa nak follow tak?<br />
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Siberia is an extensive geographical region, and by the broadest definition is also known as North Asia. Siberia has been historically part of Russia since the seventeenth century.<br />
<br />
The territory of Siberia extends eastwards from the Ural Mountains to the watershed between the Pacific and Arctic drainage basins.<br />
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Siberia stretches southwards from the Arctic Ocean to the hills of north-central Kazakhstan and to the national borders of Mongolia and China. Siberia is 77% of Russia (13.1 million square kilometres), but has just 27% (40 million people) of Russia's population.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-3368353932462399652014-08-17T22:22:00.001+08:002014-08-17T22:22:39.060+08:00Perbezaan Filem Hollywood Dengan Malaywood<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hollywood :<br />
<div>
<ol>
<li>Guardians of Galaxy</li>
<li>Hercules</li>
<li>Jump Street</li>
<li>Dawn of the Planet of the Apes</li>
<li>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle</li>
</ol>
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Malaywood :-</div>
</div>
<div>
<ol>
<li>Mat Tudung</li>
<li>Mamak Cupcake</li>
</ol>
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Nampak tak perbezaannya?</div>
</div>
<br />
Macam mana industri perfileman di Malaysia nak pergi lebih jauh, jika nak bertahan pun kena buat filem macam ini.<br />
<br />
Menurut Twitter NoreenaCoreena<br />
<br />
Kejayaan kutipan filem Mat Tudung yang mencecah RM1.8 juta membuktikan bahawa mentaliti rakyat Malaysia berada di tahap yang membimbangkan.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-84931701023175214152014-08-16T21:44:00.001+08:002014-08-16T21:44:22.291+08:00Tolong Jangan Sidai Baju Macam Ini<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Tolong jangan sidai jubah macam ini<br />
<br />
Silap hari bulan,<br />
<br />
Ada yang arwah nanti.<br />
<br />
Perkara macam ini, memang selalu terjadi bila duduk dekat rumah flat atau apartment dimana mendapat jiran yang suka gantung / sidai baju macam ini.<br />
<br />
Ini aku nak kongsikan kes yang baru terjadi dekat bekas member rumah sewa aku.<br />
<br />
(Aku dah chow dari rumah itu setelah 7 tahun jadi warga tetap disana)<br />
<br />
****<br />
<br />
Cerita bangang di malam hari......<br />
<br />
Aku masuk dalam toilet, pastu terperasan ada benda bergerak-gerak kat tingkap toilet.<br />
<br />
Cepat-cepat aku tengok.<br />
<br />
Ter-stop gak la jantung aku sekejap, nampak benda putih melayang-layang.<br />
<br />
Lama aku tengok benda tu. Then baru perasan tu kain dari rumah orang atas.<br />
<br />
Sial.....!!!!<br />
<br />
Jangan la sidai kain putih panjang-panjang dekat beranda sampai rumah bawah. grrrrrrrr!!!!!.......<br />
<br />
****<br />
Setahu aku, (yakni sebelum aku chow)<br />
<br />
Rumah atas awek yang duduk. Tapi kadangkala nampak macam rumah laki yang duduk. Ke 2-2 jantina duduk serumah sama-sama.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-30076556541829383122014-08-15T10:33:00.003+08:002014-08-15T10:33:55.783+08:00Bahaya Terpikat Dengan Awek Selfie<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Bahaya jika terpikat dengan awek selfie.<br />
<br />
Semua nampak cantik, comel, cute, miut. Kenyataannya, bila berjumpa. Indah surat khabar dari rupa muka buku.<br />
<br />
Pernah jumpa beberapa awek yang member aku cakap cantik, comel, cute, miut.<br />
<br />
Siap tayang gambar dekat aku. Kata awek idaman, kalau dapat dia lelaki paling bertuah.<br />
<br />
1st time jumpa.<br />
<br />
Aku jadi tukang teman dan aku yang terpaksa layan. Member aku awal-awal dah cabut, kata ada hal mustahak.<br />
<br />
Mustahak apanya....!!!<br /><br />Hakkkk tuiiii....!!!<br />
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<br /><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-3024368861144627752014-08-11T15:10:00.002+08:002014-08-11T15:11:02.401+08:00Bayang Hitam Permainan Ku<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Siapa biasa main bayang-bayang yang dibuat guna tangan dekat dinding?<br />
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Baru-baru ini blackout,<br />
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Pasang lilin.<br />
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Teringat kisah lama.<br />
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Dulu masa kecil, aku selalu main.<br />
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Aku cuma reti buat burung dan anjing je Kadangkala dinosor.<br />
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Biasalah bosan duduk rumah. Malam hanya bertemankan lampu pelita atau lilin.<br />
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(Family aku bukannya mampu - elektrik rumah pakai generator saja, tapi tak buka 24 jam).<br />
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Tadi terjumpa gambar ini.<br />
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Banyak yang perlu aku pelajari. Tak sangka selama aku hidup ini banyak benda yang aku tak tahu buat walaupun aku selalu buat.<br />
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Mungkin imaginasi aku dulu tak power.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-12496382110295920492014-08-04T15:03:00.000+08:002014-08-11T15:03:30.509+08:00Bila Ex Girlfriend Buat Open House<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Bila Ex Girlfriend buat open house.<br />
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Kita datang, mungkin family atau adik beradik dia ajak. Tak manis pula, orang dah ajak kita tak datang.<br />
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Ex datang dekat dan berbisik,<br />
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"Aku nak kau balik"<br />
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"Erm......" itu sahaja dapat dibalas.<br />
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Balik rumah, atas katil dok fikir.<br />
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Dia nak aku balik kepada dia, atau dia nak suruh aku balik.<br />
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Tidur je la, esok lusa harap ada open house lagi.<br />
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** Harap ex-ex aku tak terasa. Ini cerita aku copy dari twitter dan edit sikit.<br />
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Tapi kalau korang nak buat Open House, jemput je aku. Jangan pula korang bisik "Aku nak kau balik" dekat aku.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-68001478297093299702014-07-30T19:23:00.001+08:002014-07-30T19:27:54.472+08:00Haram Selfie di Kubur<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d1d1b; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span>
<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/broframestone/14753812216" title="Monopod Selfie by Bro Framestone, on Flickr"><img alt="Monopod Selfie" height="480" src="https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3906/14753812216_3e11de8a19_z.jpg" width="640" /></a>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d1d1b; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: justify;">Mufti Perak, Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria menyelar tindakan segelintir umat Islam yang bergambar atau lebih popular dengan gelaran ‘selfie’ di tanah perkuburan sempena sambutan Aidilfitri.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d1d1b; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: justify;">Beliau berkata demikian ketika mengulas tindakan sesetengah individu yang ber'selfie' di tanah perkuburan sempena Aidilfitri tanpa mengetahui tujuan sebenarnya ziarah ke tanah perkuburan.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d1d1b; font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: justify;">Harussani berkata, masyarakat perlu memahami sedalam-dalamnya mengenai amalan atau tradisi menziarahi kubur pada setiap kali musim sambutan Hari Raya Aidilfitri atau Aidiladha.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #1d1d1b; font-family: Open Sans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="background-color: white;">Gua lebih suka layan Tok Adi dalam rancangan Tanah Kubur.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1d1d1b; font-family: Open Sans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="background-color: white;">Mana tahu kot-kot ada babak kaki selfie kena bahana cuba ditunjukan dalam cerita ini.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1d1d1b; font-family: Open Sans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="background-color: white;">Kredit Gambar :<a href="http://www.broframestone.com/2014/07/budaya-hari-raya-monopod-dimana-mana/" target="_blank"> Bro Framestone</a>.</span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-36412852743564461722014-07-23T10:06:00.001+08:002014-07-23T10:06:23.461+08:00Isu MH17 - Malaysia Kena Tipu Lagi<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Malaysia kena tipu lagi.<br />
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Kali ini dengan puak pemisah pro Russia pulak.<br />
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Seperti yang kita sedia maklum, Malaysia minta kotak hitam pesawat malang MH17 untuk dipulangkan kepada kita.<br />
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Tetapi yang kita dapat ada kotak oren.<br />
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#Prank #PrayForMH17 #KotakHitam<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-81545617829392469122014-07-21T10:13:00.000+08:002014-07-21T10:13:57.916+08:00Wanita Seksi Berjubah<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Jubuh semakin menjadi pilihan kaum wanita untuk menampakan ciri-ciri muslimah pada diri mereka.<br />
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Malangnya...<br />
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Tak semua jubah macam sesuai diperagakan.<br />
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Lebih kepada memperagakan bentuk tubuh berbanding jubah itu sendiri.<br />
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Silap hari bulan,<br />
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Makin ramai yang bernafsu melihat anda yang berjubah. Maka elakkan memilih jubah yang tidak sesuai. Walaupun ianya cantik.<br />
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Belum tentu cantik di mata lelaki yang memandangnya.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478137896969576646noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281722699053921701.post-67951179552226708362014-07-16T11:23:00.002+08:002014-07-16T11:23:42.599+08:00Gadis Peugeot CDM25 dan Steering Lock<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Gadis Peugeot CDM25 dan Steering Lock</b><br />
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Sila berhati-hati dengan gadis ber"steering lock"<br />
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Tak kisah gadis Peugeot ke, gadis MyVi, gadis Viva etc. Anda perlu berhati-hati.<br />
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Mungkin akan ada persatuan gadis steering lock akan didaftarkan untuk meningkatkan kesedaran tentang keselamatan pemandu wanita.<br />
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Dalam masa yang sama boleh meningkatkan pemandu lelaki sebagai mangsa berbanding pemandu wanita yang selalu dijadikan mangsa keadaan.<br />
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